Boy: Wanna go out sometime?
Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.
Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS